The Treacherous Journey to the Mountain on a Bike (pt.1)

so i was on this terrible journey on a two-wheeler bicycle, up and down and up and down and up. such a bumpy ride, and my buttock did hurt quite badly. yes, quite badly. the sky was a omnimous blue and the clouds were black. minor irritations only.

as i traversed into a seemingly dark cave that was situated in the mountain, i was attacked by a horde of vampire bats. they attempted to sink their teeth into my scalp, i deftly bat them away with a handy scalpel i found in my upper-left poket of my pokemon jacket. i aimlessly throw a pokeball at them, but did not manage to capture any of them.

for no apparent reason, i speed up my cycling, accelerating with tremendous intensity. unfortunately, my quickness gets beyond my control and the bicycle slips out of hand. i am comically left floating in the air while the speeding bicycle zooms away due to inertia, then i bump on the cave floor.

to be continued(hopefully)...

[i added some stuff on the sidebar thing, so go look if you have time to waste.]